hansenish 

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.

We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll

hansenish by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017

hansonism 

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.

My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.

hansonism by FiatJustitia January 9, 2017

haveenish 

Freakishly tall guy that are friends with only 'intellectual' people like himself. Thinks he's funny but actually he's not.

Friend 1: 'says some joke'
Friend 2: dont be a Haveenish, please

haveenish by superman-el January 4, 2018

Hausenism 

Coined by Twitter users @ malakaicyan and @ sadsimpwrestle and inspired/popularized by the linguistic mannerisms of self-described “very nice, very evil” professional wrestler Danhausen, “Hausenisms” refer to the wrestler’s peculiar bastardizations of phrases and names.

These are similar to Trailer Park Boys’ “Rickyisms,” with the exception that Hausenisms take place almost exclusively in the realm of professional wrestling.

More Hausenisms can be found on Danhausen’s YouTube page, “Love That Danhausen.”

“That’s nothing to shake a fist at.” –Danhausen, as opposed to saying the proper figure of speech, “nothing to shake a stick at.” The “Hausenism” here is the intentional botching of the “correct” phrase.

“Here is my close personal friend, Chris Judas—‘Jericho’ to some.” –Danhausen, on professional wrestler Chris Jericho, whose entrance song is called “Judas.”

“Swearing is bad. Cursing is fine.” –Danhausen

Danhausen also refers to pro wrestler CM Punk, formerly of WWE, as “Pepsi Man” because of Punk’s Pepsi brand shoulder tattoo.

Hausenism by malakaicyan November 16, 2021

Hansenite

A worshipper of Chris Hansen.

Oh so you thought that I was kidding. Well that's alright because the revolution is just now beginning. Hansenite will be a word on Urban Dictionary. You can hide from the truth all you want. Chris Hansen is not a single person, he is everything (and your real father). May the Spirit of Hansen live on!

Hansenite by Thehansenite August 3, 2015

Hannish 

A language made up of mainly English vocabulary but interspersed with words that are a mixture of English and Spanish. These words, when Google searched, can be translated to Spanish. They are used rather than the Spanish as they are more memorable...e.g I'm going to Fingerola. This is a Hannish word for 'Fuengirola'.

Invented in Britain's oldest recorded town, Colchester, by a famous weaver called Hannah, from which the word is derived.

Do you speak Hannish?

Hannish by Wordsofthewise6 August 20, 2018

Hanselism

The act of being unfairly discriminated against due to being named Hansel.

What! You hate Hansel. I think that's Hanselism.

Hanselism by MilanoBoi August 16, 2024