hempage

Hempage is a cross between the hippie style and the vintage style. Or it might not be the "style" it might be actual hippie or vintage things.

That shirt is very hempage.

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Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

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Feeling of wanting to throw a lamp;

Condiment, or a type of lettuce or cabbage

"If you don't shut up I'm going to have a hemmage, OR, Would you like more hemmage on your sammich, sir?

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"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

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The action of shitting so hard you muster a hemroid in your anus.

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To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.

A - Wow, you put on like 10 pounds over Thanksgiving!

B - Yeah, I went on a serious hampage.

Hampage by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007

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1) Going on a rampage with a enormous double-handed warhammer

2) Binging on Pork

1) I will go on a hampage if my girlfriend talks to her ex.

2) That dude just ate a pork-chop wrapped in bacon. A impressive hampage.

Hampage by MattSchool January 3, 2012

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