hempage

Hempage is a cross between the hippie style and the vintage style. Or it might not be the "style" it might be actual hippie or vintage things.

That shirt is very hempage.

hempage by thehempagevibe October 3, 2011

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021

hemmage 

Feeling of wanting to throw a lamp;

Condiment, or a type of lettuce or cabbage

"If you don't shut up I'm going to have a hemmage, OR, Would you like more hemmage on your sammich, sir?

hemmage by Thank you, Big Ben. December 26, 2010

humpage 

sexual mileage, sexual longevity

"Jane, why don't you break up with Steve?" said Helen.
"Not just yet, he still has a few months good humpageleft in him" replied Jane.

humpage by tastefullysmutty March 5, 2009

Hempare 

The action of shitting so hard you muster a hemroid in your anus.

"I just got a hempare leave me alone."

Hempare by GrammarGodNixeo March 23, 2022

Hampage 

To eat an obscene amount of ham. Hampage can also pertain to various other types of pork: Porkchops, bacon, ribs, etc.

A - Wow, you put on like 10 pounds over Thanksgiving!

B - Yeah, I went on a serious hampage.

Hampage by Jordan Harr August 4, 2007

Hampage 

1) Going on a rampage with a enormous double-handed warhammer

2) Binging on Pork

1) I will go on a hampage if my girlfriend talks to her ex.

2) That dude just ate a pork-chop wrapped in bacon. A impressive hampage.

Hampage by MattSchool January 3, 2012