hemmage 

Feeling of wanting to throw a lamp;

Condiment, or a type of lettuce or cabbage

"If you don't shut up I'm going to have a hemmage, OR, Would you like more hemmage on your sammich, sir?

hemmage by Thank you, Big Ben. December 26, 2010

hommage 

n. a word used in the entertainment industry to mean a respectful reference or tribute to someone or something else in the industry; for example, a remake film might make an hommage to the original.

The word is pronounced "oe-MAZH". Originally the word was one and the same as homage (pronounced "OM-ij" or "HOM-ij"), but filmmakers started thinking this word ("homage") was borrowed from French (which it is not), and wanted to sound sophisticated or more accurate, so they started pronouncing it as though it were French. When the people tasked with writing things down realized you couldn't spell the sound "oe-MAZH" as "homage", they wisely decided to use the French version of the word ("hommage"), and thus filmmakers avoided scathing ridicule for not knowing how to pronounce an honest English word.

Lady Gaga makes an hommage to Alfred Hitchcock in her song "Bad Romance" by saying, "I want your psycho, your vertigo schtick—want you in my rear window, baby you're sick."

hommage by spadlunk May 1, 2010

Hammage

When going HAM, hard as a mother fucker, has occured at a high level.

The morning after the party, the hammage from last night could be seen every where.

Hammage by Tyler Tex June 17, 2012

Hammage

The fat on you back.

Ewww girl look at all that Hammage showing with that dress on.

Hammage by BEBE1981 June 7, 2017

hammagedon 

A sad event when a group chat just ruined

1:Remember Hammagedon
2:yeah it was a sad day

hammagedon by Bananaboop July 6, 2018

arse hummage 

the act of humming upon ones' anus

a.that dirty bitch gave me arse hummage last night,E minor style!

b.your singing sounds like arse humming bro!

arse hummage by Brother samuel May 20, 2005

hempage

Hempage is a cross between the hippie style and the vintage style. Or it might not be the "style" it might be actual hippie or vintage things.

That shirt is very hempage.

hempage by thehempagevibe October 3, 2011