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can't help falling in love with you 

One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.
You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?

I couldn't help but stare

When someone is too fine so you do nothing but stare at them.
When I saw Jose with no shirt on I couldn't help but stare because he looked so fine, his abs were all out and everything

I can't help you there 

When your gay friend asks for a hand job.
Jordan: Hey Jeremy, can you give me a hand job?
Jeremy: I can't help you there ! butt.....

That guy you didn't help 

What ever happened to that guy? I thought about making a video about it and trying to find the guy and do what you wouldn't but I don't have the resources for that... And I don't want to.... And it would be funnier to wield the horde against my enemies... Because I don't give a shit about helping people anymore, that's for damn sure hahahahahaha!
Hym "I'm still waiting on a follow up about that guy you didn't help. Is he... Is he dead? Did he kill himself? You got to stop promulgating that ideology of yours. YoU dOn'T kNoW hOw MaNy PeOpLe It'S kIlLiNg 😫 Ha! That's funny. I'm funny. Hey, I've been sitting on this one for a while now. You want to hear it? I really wish I'd get the chance to uses these in person but whatever. Ok. You ready? Here it goes: 'I would have asked for help but all saw what happened to the last guy!' Get it? 'We all saw what happened to the last guy.' That was a good one. Man, I've had that since like day one. Is it easier now that I'm not 'grateful?' You feel better? You looked a little choked up. Shit, how long has it been since I threw my laundry in? God is it hard to keep track of time without electricity. Last day of the month though. Which means I only have to take shitty orders for one more day! Oh, and did you see the weekend content thing? Totally untapped market. See how full of shit Steven was with the knife guy thing? They be stabbing up muggers lately. Alright. Running out of characters. Gtg love you byyyyyye!

help i can't find ideas 

Idk why ur looking at this, just go to pinterest or something
please help i can't find ideas. GO TO FRICKING PINTEREST

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up 

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it
old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street