The term bellmonkey is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. You call someone a bellmonkey when they say or do something stupid.

Mark - why didn't my food cook ?
Craig - you never turned on the oven, you bellmonkey.

Bellmonkey by PicklePants_01 January 26, 2021

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hellmonger

One who trades in or brings acts only considered reasonable in Hell, or one who leaves nothing but hell every where they go or in everything they do.

The devil’s perfect protégé is a hellmonger who seems to be surrounded by death, destruction, and suffering.

hellmonger by Bringer of Definitions June 16, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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