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Gloria Heldt 

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is one to be wild, yet serious. It is said when you date one you will never want somebody else. She is very lucky to have. Before you can get in her pants you have to stroke your finger all up and down her body.
Gloria Heldt is so amazing.
I am so lucky to have Gloria Heldt.
Gloria Heldt by paublo69 December 4, 2012
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Matt Helders 

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011
Intentional misspelling of "Health", used mostly ironically when describing and making bad health decisions. Related to Stonks and the Meme man.
"Did you hear? Roy got jumped for hand sanitizer!"
"helth."
Helth by Oloystuff March 29, 2020
The most wonderful person that exists on this planet. She has a big heart. She is the friend that everyone dreams of. She is a strong woman. She is incredibly beautiful. Its beauty is mesmerizing. Her intelligence and her culture make her even more beautiful.
I never met someone like Helda.
helda by princess30020112 January 31, 2020

Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Healdton 

A one stoplight town in southern Oklahoma that houses most teen pregnancies in the state, drug busts, and 'tards. If you hear banjos, GET OUT.
Billy Bob: Hey, I hear there's a pharm party over in Madill, You wanna go?

Johnny: Naww Man, The real party is in Healdton.
Healdton by J1GL3s October 3, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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