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Gloria Heldt 

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is one to be wild, yet serious. It is said when you date one you will never want somebody else. She is very lucky to have. Before you can get in her pants you have to stroke your finger all up and down her body.
Gloria Heldt is so amazing.
I am so lucky to have Gloria Heldt.
Gloria Heldt by paublo69 December 4, 2012
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Matt Helders 

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something
He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit
Matt Helders by xxJo November 30, 2011
Intentional misspelling of "Health", used mostly ironically when describing and making bad health decisions. Related to Stonks and the Meme man.
"Did you hear? Roy got jumped for hand sanitizer!"
"helth."
Helth by Oloystuff March 29, 2020
The most wonderful person that exists on this planet. She has a big heart. She is the friend that everyone dreams of. She is a strong woman. She is incredibly beautiful. Its beauty is mesmerizing. Her intelligence and her culture make her even more beautiful.
I never met someone like Helda.
helda by princess30020112 January 31, 2020

Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Healdton 

A one stoplight town in southern Oklahoma that houses most teen pregnancies in the state, drug busts, and 'tards. If you hear banjos, GET OUT.
Billy Bob: Hey, I hear there's a pharm party over in Madill, You wanna go?

Johnny: Naww Man, The real party is in Healdton.
Healdton by J1GL3s October 3, 2011