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When you penetrate a women over 400 pounds
Dan: Dude i just penetrated a fat cow
Nick: Dang dude thats a heldius
heldius by NickTheKid May 9, 2021
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Dude you sold 1v1 your such a heldius.
Heldius by NickTheKid May 9, 2021
When you have a nice beverage after eating a 400 pound women
Luke:Dude im so tired i need a drink

Liam:Dude you just had sex with a 400 year old women, thats a heldius
heldius by NickTheKid May 9, 2021
The guy who laughs at everything and doesn't get anything
Guy A: Yo it's December 25th
Guy B: Oh yeah it must be Valentine's Day
Guy A: Wait no it's Christmas
Guy B: Bruh you're such a Helius
Helius by CreepsCraft November 3, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026