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Jake is a helot
Helot by PencilEater69 April 16, 2019
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1. Helot a class of serfs in ancient Sparta, one of the original peoples before the city-state was established,that was neither a slave nor a free citizen.

2. A person in servitude; a serf.
"Talk about whipped, quit being such a ball-less Helot."
Helot by Starfireshadow January 9, 2008
Intentional misspelling of "Health", used mostly ironically when describing and making bad health decisions. Related to Stonks and the Meme man.
"Did you hear? Roy got jumped for hand sanitizer!"
"helth."
Helth by Oloystuff March 29, 2020

Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment
A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.
ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.
Helth by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

hemotept 

That guys being a real hemotept.
hemotept by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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