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A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.
ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.
Helth by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020
1. The status achieved when one's well-being isn't exactly on point, but it's the thought that counts. Often a result of life decisions that seem genius at 3 am but questionable at noon.
2. A sarcastic or humorous way to acknowledge that something isn't right, but you're going with it anyway.
Example 1:
"Bro, did you just mix Red Bull with your morning coffee?"
"Helth."

Example 2:
"Just saw a dude trying to toast bread with a hairdryer. That's some next-level helth right there."
helth by Maxhu October 6, 2023

Haywards Heath 

A shithole in Sussex, home to alcoholics and traffic.
Haywards Heath is a shithole don't go there
Haywards Heath by thelad32222 August 18, 2023

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day
*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

Health and Well-being 

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.
“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”
Health and Well-being by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Heather chandler 

She is a mythic bitch.
Heather chandler by Mello💔 June 29, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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