Helth

Intentional misspelling of "Health", used mostly ironically when describing and making bad health decisions. Related to Stonks and the Meme man.

"Did you hear? Roy got jumped for hand sanitizer!"
"helth."

by Oloystuff March 29, 2020

Helth

A word referring to bad or obvious decisions related to one's health.

ABC: Always Be Careful not to step on rattlesnakes. Helth.

by Real_NoobToob May 16, 2020

helth

1. The status achieved when one's well-being isn't exactly on point, but it's the thought that counts. Often a result of life decisions that seem genius at 3 am but questionable at noon.
2. A sarcastic or humorous way to acknowledge that something isn't right, but you're going with it anyway.

Example 1:
"Bro, did you just mix Red Bull with your morning coffee?"
"Helth."

Example 2:
"Just saw a dude trying to toast bread with a hairdryer. That's some next-level helth right there."

by Maxhu October 6, 2023

Haywards Heath

A shithole in Sussex, home to alcoholics and traffic.

Haywards Heath is a shithole don't go there

by thelad32222 August 18, 2023

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020

Health and Well-being

Health and well-being can mean different things within different cultures and may even change over time. A negative definition would be the absence of physical illness or disease and psychological distress. A positive definition would be the attainment and maintaining of physical and psychological fitness. Unfortunately, the label was used by discriminatory feminists to promote female only rest areas from which all males are excluded. Even the so-called experts couldn’t leave it alone; they had to have a holistic definition, namely, that health and well-being is the result of a combination of physical, social, intellectual and emotional factors, which most people could have worked out for themselves, aren’t “experts” wonderful.

“Some dozy bimbo from HR wants to run health and well-being awareness courses, just so she can peddle her feminist bullshit.”
“Oh fuck!”

by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016

Heather chandler

She is a mythic bitch.

Heather chandler, she is a mythic bitch

by Mello💔 June 29, 2018