heiskanen

Heiskanen has the longest cock in the world. Heiskanen can be on the other side of the earth but still able to shove his monster meat inside you. Heiskanen is a true alpha male.

-"Bro what are you doing today?"
-"Heiskanen is doing me"

by Bansku<3 December 9, 2022

heismannin

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

Heismaned

Being blocked, or not being able to move forward

I am glad to see that I am not the only one being heismaned on this assignment

by khazrn February 13, 2010

getting the heismann

The act of being rejected, hard, by a romantic conquest. Very similar to the term swerve.

I wanna talk to your friend but I keep getting the heismann from her.

by Zatannamaria July 7, 2015

heikkinen

to tell, snitch, dime out, or give up information.

Joe just heikkinen'd Dante to the cops for stealing.

by Slingerline March 30, 2009

heismaning

When a female is performing fellatio and begins to either orally stimulate the anus, or insert her fingers into the anus. In this situation the male pushes back on the female with one outstretched arm on her head and a bent leg on her shoulder. The resulting position resembles the Heisman trophy.

Dude! She was sucking my dick and then she started to like my asshole and wanted to finger me too so I totally started heismaning

by Tornadotom March 30, 2016