heiskanen
Heiskanen has the longest cock in the world. Heiskanen can be on the other side of the earth but still able to shove his monster meat inside you. Heiskanen is a true alpha male.
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heismannin
heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015
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Heismanned
To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!
Heismanned by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003
Heismaned
getting the heismann
getting the heismann by Zatannamaria July 7, 2015
heikkinen
heikkinen by Slingerline March 30, 2009
heismaning
When a female is performing fellatio and begins to either orally stimulate the anus, or insert her fingers into the anus. In this situation the male pushes back on the female with one outstretched arm on her head and a bent leg on her shoulder. The resulting position resembles the Heisman trophy.
Dude! She was sucking my dick and then she started to like my asshole and wanted to finger me too so I totally started heismaning
heismaning by Tornadotom March 30, 2016
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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