Giving a vague and short answer to a question that was looking for more insights and a longer answer. A typical phenomenon with Finnish racing drivers.
"Brian, did you manage to getanything from the rookie driver?"
"No, he was doing a Mika Hakkinen"
"What!?"
"Yes"
Heiskanen has the longest cock in the world. Heiskanen can be on the other side of the earth but still able to shove his monster meat inside you. Heiskanen is a true alpha male.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'