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Doing a Mika Hakkinen

Giving a vague and short answer to a question that was looking for more insights and a longer answer. A typical phenomenon with Finnish racing drivers.
"Brian, did you manage to get anything from the rookie driver?"
"No, he was doing a Mika Hakkinen"
"What!?"
"Yes"

Mika Hakkinen 

F1 Driver, F1 World Champion in 1998 and 1999, predecessor of Kimi Raikkonen in McLaren due to his early retirement in 2001
He drives so well, he's like Mika Hakkinen

heiskanen 

Heiskanen has the longest cock in the world. Heiskanen can be on the other side of the earth but still able to shove his monster meat inside you. Heiskanen is a true alpha male.
-"Bro what are you doing today?"
-"Heiskanen is doing me"
heiskanen by Bansku<3 December 9, 2022