A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

Dirty Heisman by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 25, 2005

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give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

give the heisman by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

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heisman

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.

When his girlfriend started getting serious, he gave her the Heisman.

heisman by C.K. Dexter Haven September 28, 2004

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Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

Heismanned by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

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the heisman

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person

"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".

the heisman by Quinton Smith January 8, 2006

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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