heinke 

A Heinke is a guy, spending most of hin time annoying his friends in a lovely way. Noone could be mad at him, for longer than 10 minutes. He is Kind of cute, unique and definitly the best friend of everyone. A Heinke is very sympathetic, loud, tall, got the gift of saying the wrong things in special moments. He is awkward and can be a weirdo. He is not the smartest one, but that makes him adorable...Kind of

What a heinke over there!

Oh no a heinke!

Oh yeah a heinke!

heinke by Julis Galwaygaal November 5, 2017

heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

heiniesight 

A small child’s term for hindsight.

I get all that now in heiniesight, Mama!

heiniesight by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020

Heinekin farts 

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

Heinekin farts by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

heinie 

a really cute way of saying Ass

You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie

heinie by corso954 May 13, 2005

Heinerscheided 

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.

“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”

Heinerscheided by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023

heineken 

1.) A form of beer (US English) or lager (British) that is brewed in and around Amsterdam, the Netherlands. It is currently the world's most exported beer. The name comes from its inventor, Heineken.
2.) A member of the Heineken family, a very rich family of beer brewers from the Netherlands. Most famous is Freddy Heineken, once chairman of Heineken breweries, who was abducted in the 1980s.

1.) I'll have a Heineken please.
2.) I'll have a Heine.
3.) Heerlijk Helder Heineken (for over four decades the slogan in Dutch Heineken ads; means "Wonderful Bright Heineken" prounounced "hay-r-laick hell-dur hine-e-ken.")

heineken by Teunkie April 23, 2003