pterodactyl55's definitions

scuba sex

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's ball sack, making his cock much like a snorkel.

dude, this floozy was all over my nut sack last night. She was treating my junk like a snorkel.... my nut sack was the mouth piece. You've got to try this Scuba Sex next time you score a hott floozy.

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

fatty head

when a man has a massive boner, and the head of that boner, it's inflamed beyond belief..... as if he has the herpes or something.

oh my god Becky, this guy had a fatty head, no way I would allow that in my cooch!

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Trumped

To be fired for being incompetent.

Kyle messed up everything he touched at work, so he got trumped.

by pterodactyl55 November 12, 2020

Trumped

To be fired for being incompetent.

Kyle messed up everything he touched at work, so he got trumped.

by pterodactyl55 November 12, 2020

Wance

To walk and dance at the same time

I saw this weird chick wancing back to get a drink at the concert; it's a funny sight to see someone wance.

by pterodactyl55 March 5, 2011