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Kyle messed up everything he touched at work, so he got trumped.
Trumped by pterodactyl55 November 12, 2020
Kyle messed up everything he touched at work, so he got trumped.
Trumped by pterodactyl55 November 12, 2020
To walk and dance at the same time
I saw this weird chick wancing back to get a drink at the concert; it's a funny sight to see someone wance.
Wance by pterodactyl55 March 5, 2011

scuba sex 

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's ball sack, making his cock much like a snorkel.
dude, this floozy was all over my nut sack last night. She was treating my junk like a snorkel.... my nut sack was the mouth piece. You've got to try this Scuba Sex next time you score a hott floozy.
scuba sex by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

fatty head 

when a man has a massive boner, and the head of that boner, it's inflamed beyond belief..... as if he has the herpes or something.
oh my god Becky, this guy had a fatty head, no way I would allow that in my cooch!
fatty head by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Heinekin farts 

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.
Heinekin farts by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010