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An impromptu, ill considered and unplanned masturbation session that results in unforseen consequences.
"Wags pulled a Heinkenator when he was in the back seat of the car with his father."

"John is in prison: he pulled a Heinkenator in phone booth outside the primary school."
by David Browne October 14, 2006
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