heimi

A term used to describe someone who has never been laid, and never will get laid.

"That kid is such a heimi."

"Hey heimi, whats up?"

by McJedi November 19, 2007

Heidi Date

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

by will bitten January 23, 2017

Heimbuch

To Heimbuch: to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

To be Heimbuched: when something goes wrong or sideways.

My plans were Heimbuched by the bad weather.

I really Heimbuched myself by eating that food with gluten in it, while having celiac disease.

by Murdock723 June 21, 2023

Heimbuch

To Heimbuch: to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

To be Heimbuched: when something goes wrong or sideways.

My plans were Heimbuched by the bad weather.

I really Heimbuched myself by eating that food with gluten in it, while having celiac disease.

by Murdock723 June 21, 2023

Emotional Heimlich

When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.

Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich

by pushingdaisies2010 November 22, 2010

faux-hemian

A person who lives a nominally bohemian lifestyle but has family money to fall back on.

That Virginia Woolf, and the rest of the Bloomsbury Group, are bunch of faux-hemians.

by ealanm October 27, 2007

heiio

A word that looks like hello but isn't

heIIo

Bruh did you just say heiio with caps

Maybe

by Vanillabryce08 October 9, 2019