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heimi

A term used to describe someone who has never been laid, and never will get laid.
"That kid is such a heimi."

"Hey heimi, whats up?"
by McJedi November 19, 2007
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Heidi Date

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
by will bitten January 23, 2017
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Heimbuch

To Heimbuch: to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

To be Heimbuched: when something goes wrong or sideways.
My plans were Heimbuched by the bad weather.

I really Heimbuched myself by eating that food with gluten in it, while having celiac disease.
by Murdock723 June 21, 2023
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Heimbuch

To Heimbuch: to screw something up in a really irreversible way.

To be Heimbuched: when something goes wrong or sideways.
My plans were Heimbuched by the bad weather.

I really Heimbuched myself by eating that food with gluten in it, while having celiac disease.
by Murdock723 June 21, 2023
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Emotional Heimlich

When someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Also known as a hug.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.

Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.

Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich
by pushingdaisies2010 November 22, 2010
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faux-hemian

A person who lives a nominally bohemian lifestyle but has family money to fall back on.
That Virginia Woolf, and the rest of the Bloomsbury Group, are bunch of faux-hemians.
by ealanm October 27, 2007
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heiio

heIIo

Bruh did you just say heiio with caps

Maybe
by Vanillabryce08 October 9, 2019
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