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heggan by rdufffster March 2, 2025
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a trendy male that is a vegan; in other words, a guy that does not eat any animal product of any kind (meat, fish, butter, milk, and cheese) and most likely does his weekly shop at Whole Foods.
Most hegans are hip, cool, and do the vegan thing because they want to look and feel good about themselves; rather than a vegan that is an animal rights activist.
"Hey Rodney, we just made up a batch of our homemade keilbassa tonight! Wanna try one?"
"No thanks, man. I am a hegan!

Gotta look good on the beach this summer.
hegan by yendiva March 26, 2010
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the baddest bitch out there . she will take your man in a heartbeat . she will stab with her eyebrow arch . you think you cute ? no . heagan is cute . heagan flawless . heagan is queen . #ChickFilALuv #KAKAW
"heagan is my queen .. i want her too have my children."
heagan by chickfilalife January 29, 2016
n- a sexual position or move involving the interlocking of the rear person's arms around the front person's head and arms, restraining the front person, like in a full nelson. Other varities include the half hegman and the reverse hegman
1. Among the wide variety of sexual positions that Peter and Chrissy experimented with on their honeymoon was the hegman.

2. Dave's signature move in bed is the hegman.
Hegman by JerichoBear December 20, 2008
Hegging is when someone is crying uncontrollably and repetitively. Usually making a load noise in a hysterical state.
Mary couldnt stop hegging when she heard that Jimmy had died. She was inconsolable.
hegging by Arlene123 June 13, 2016
One of the admins of a very popular MMORPG site, Allakhazam.com
Haggan is one cool guy.
Haggan by Haggan January 19, 2004
Yeah, we were heggin for some pizza last night but we couldn't find any
heggin by Evillionaire January 3, 2008
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