heagan 

the baddest bitch out there . she will take your man in a heartbeat . she will stab with her eyebrow arch . you think you cute ? no . heagan is cute . heagan flawless . heagan is queen . #ChickFilALuv #KAKAW

"heagan is my queen .. i want her too have my children."

heagan by chickfilalife January 29, 2016

Stairway to Heavan

See: Loser cruiser or School

A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.

Opposite of Highway to Hell

Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!

Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!

Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!

Stairway to Heavan by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023

Trey Hagan 

A Jhit from Florida who sells weed.

Thats some Trey Hagan Gang type stuff you know what I'm saying

Trey Hagan by Goldn February 20, 2020

hegan 

a trendy male that is a vegan; in other words, a guy that does not eat any animal product of any kind (meat, fish, butter, milk, and cheese) and most likely does his weekly shop at Whole Foods.
Most hegans are hip, cool, and do the vegan thing because they want to look and feel good about themselves; rather than a vegan that is an animal rights activist.

"Hey Rodney, we just made up a batch of our homemade keilbassa tonight! Wanna try one?"
"No thanks, man. I am a hegan!

Gotta look good on the beach this summer.

hegan by yendiva March 26, 2010

Hagan 

A Hagan is the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and always knows what to say to make you feel better. He can make you smile or laugh no matter what is going on in your life. He is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He has the purest smile even though he doesn’t show it off that much. He is adorable even though he denies it every time you say something about it. He is an awesome guy that has a lot of interests that you will soon become obsessed with as well. He is helpful and kind no matter what. He will always feel like your best friend no matter how long you’ve known him. He can be awkward at first but not for long. Count on lots of inside jokes if you befriend a Hagan. A Hagan is perfect.

Olivia: Who’s that?

Vera: That’s Hagan!

Olivia: Wow.

Vera: I know. He’s so perfect right?

Hagan by woahtherepartner March 31, 2020

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created 

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random

"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created by ruvik August 7, 2017

Hagane no Renkinjutsushi 

Fullmetal Alchemist; a japanese anime

Fullmetal Alchemist is Hagane no Renkinjutsushi in Japanese

Hagane no Renkinjutsushi by Septicmadman January 30, 2006