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a trendy male that is a vegan; in other words, a guy that does not eat any animal product of any kind (meat, fish, butter, milk, and cheese) and most likely does his weekly shop at Whole Foods.
Most hegans are hip, cool, and do the vegan thing because they want to look and feel good about themselves; rather than a vegan that is an animal rights activist.
"Hey Rodney, we just made up a batch of our homemade keilbassa tonight! Wanna try one?"
"No thanks, man. I am a hegan!

Gotta look good on the beach this summer.
hegan by yendiva March 26, 2010
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HegartyMaths 

A maths website run by a big nonce called Collin Hegarty. Gives many children Hegarty depression. Collin was also probs a sweat at school. It it is also believed that most maths teachers have shrines dedicated to him in their cupboards.
HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.
HegartyMaths by sccreeper March 10, 2019
A very kind and caring person. He takes time to give advice and listen to his friends. If he sees someone who is feeling down he reaches out to them. He’s genuinely a positive person who tries to brighten everyone’s day. If you know a Hemant, give him a hug. Hemant will generally try to use pickup lines on you, but it’s all because he cares and wants to make you smile.
“Who’s the pickup line god over there?”
“Oh that must be Hemant.”
“Damn I wish I was as smooth as Hemant.”
Hemant by Tumadre October 11, 2021

Collin Hegarty

A big nonce who created the stupid maths homework website, HegartyMaths. What a hypocrite for using his own last name in his website name. He is the reason many kids get what is called the Hegarty Depression. He is the satan of many kids lives. He is also known as Mr Hegarty.
I got the Hegarty Depression because of Collin Hegarty and his stupid maths website
Collin Hegarty by Shanielle September 4, 2019

Hegarty Depression 

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.
"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."
Hegarty Depression by Matt0909 November 12, 2018
A female name of Indian origin describing a sweet, beautiful, kind, and creative girl.

One of the most famous "Hemanee"'s is the Indian celebrity, Hemanee Sharma. She is often seen with her boyfriend, who is very attractive, and is all over the Indian tabloids.
Sanjeet: "Whoa man! Who's that amazing girl?"

Harpreet: "Duh, dude. That's Hemanee."
Hemanee by Glucose-Lover May 7, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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