Heffalumps
(n., pl.) Sneaky little buggers that steal common household objects and then relocate them, usually somehwere in or under the couch.
Heffalumps by popsiclesshouldbethenewblack<3 October 20, 2011
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huffalumpagus
A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.
The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.
I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.
huffalumpagus by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018
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Heffalump
A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.
A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.
A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.
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Heffalump
That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!
Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...
Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...
Heffalump by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011
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Hefalump Slaying by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007
heffaplump
That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.
heffaplump by anonymous in Arlington, VA November 6, 2006
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