heffaplump 

A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well.

That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.

heffaplump by anonymous in Arlington, VA November 6, 2006

huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.

I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

huffalumpagus by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018

hefferlump 

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

hefferlump by DictumiJ May 27, 2014

Heffalump 

A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants. Pooh and Piglet fear heffalumps, and in an attempt to cover their fears they attempt to bravely capture a heffalump in a trap. But no heffalumps are ever caught in their trap, and indeed no heffalump is ever met within the course of the books aside from those that appear in Pooh’s nightmares, wherein they are very fierce and are intent on stealing Pooh’s honey.

A heffalump has also become a term of abuse for a fat person and or oaf, similar to Jabba, as in Jabba The Hutt.

That heffalump simply can't play Jenga what what.

Heffalump by Sam May 30, 2004

hefalump 

Winnie the poo slang for elephant

The hefalump might get us!

hefalump by bob November 23, 2002

Heffalump 

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.

That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...

Heffalump by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011

Hefalump Slaying 

When one has the intension to go out and have sex with a fat chick or Hefalump.

He dude we been having bad luck with the chicks lets go Hefalump slaying.

Hefalump Slaying by Derek "nasty boy" Miller November 5, 2007