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daddy hewins
Daddy Hewins is sexy piece of hunk. He is the nastiest physics teacher...the sexiest 70 year old man known to date, he has thick cheeks and anime thighs. Will always make you cream and scream...i love daddy Hewins
daddy hewins by I love daddy hewins December 15, 2021
Hedwig-itis
The fear that Hedwig (the owl from the Harry Potter series) will swoop down at any moment and bite your fingers off one-by-one.
Hedwig-itis by HB loves HP November 7, 2011
Hedwig
Hedwig by urricakoats July 31, 2006
hedging the bet
When a person has both a boy/girlfriend and another friend they flirt constantly with. That way, if the boy/girlfriend relationship doesn't work out, there's another person in reserve to ensure against singledom.
After Hilary and Matt's relationship turned rocky, Matt began hedging the bet and hanging out more with Beth.
hedging the bet by Maddie Corbeck August 13, 2006
Holy Hedwig
Holy Hedwig by Insufferable Know-It-All August 17, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026