by Kyukkler August 4, 2014
Get the headwing mug.Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
by Hemlok February 15, 2009
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The act of a female placing her genitalia on the forehead or face of another person in order to create sexual humiliation and to assert dominance over another. The female equivalent of teabagging.
by Luis Reyna January 17, 2009
Get the Cabbage Heading mug.When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.
Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."
by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010
Get the Bang Heading mug.Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.
by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018
Get the Turtle Heading mug.(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
Get the turtle-heading mug.John loved to get his hair done at the hairdressers a bit too much, everyone thinks he's heading for the pink
by pulcher_sum September 5, 2005
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