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Steve:Dude, That Bitch Looks Like She a Heroid
James: Yeah I Sell Her Heroin
Heroid by RANRANRU April 19, 2012
A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
Hemroid by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014
Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.
The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.
Hemroid by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad
dude ur dad has the fucking roids
hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003
A pejorative term for gay people to call heterosexuals/straight people.
person 1: why are straight people so horrible?
person 2: they are a bunch of hetroids, what did you expect?
hetroid by wasbluke October 29, 2023
The mixture of heroin and steroids. It is an extreme drug/work-out supplement. It provides the intense high of heroin with the rapid growth and recovery effects of steroids. It's meant to take you're work-out to godly levels and increase your performance in all things dramatically. Side effects range from mild to straight erroneous.
Nick- Man, my work-outs have been lacking and I've been kinda down lately.

Alec- I have the solution. Heroids. It'll improve every single thing you need it too almost immediately.

Nick- Wow! Sounds intense.

Stefan- I've been taking heroids for years, that's why my performance in everything has improved to god-like levels.

Alec- Is that proof enough for you?

Nick- More than enough, pass that shit over here.
Heroids by ACN2369 March 24, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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