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herondale 

The Family of hotties and good-looking Shadowhunters from Cassandra Clare's fictions The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices
Behind their looks, they are afraid of "blood-thirsty" ducks
Known Herondales :

Jace Herondale (a.k.a.-wayland) — The hottest of them all
Will Herondale — The perfect man

"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?" — will herondale

"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.

Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?' Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." ..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.
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will herondale 

The most amzaing charcter of all time in the triology, Infernal Devices, by Cassandra Clare.
Will Herondale is described as stunningly attractive, witty, and heartless. His best friend is Jem Carstairs and they both end up falling in love with the main charcter, Tessa Gray.
Will is a shadowhunter (a person who huntes demons) at the London Institute, in the late 1800's.
“I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.” Said Will Herondale. "The man is 81 years old" Said Jem, 'that may happen anyway."
will herondale by Katsa1406 July 5, 2012

Jace Herondale 

A incredibly hot Shadowhunter from Cassandra Clare's book series "The Mortal Instruments"who is naturally blonde and afraid of ducks.
Jace Herondale is in love with Clary Fray.
Jace Herondale by 1585758595 September 10, 2016

william herondale 

totally HOTTTTT fictional character that is soo beautiful you want to melt inside and lick his abbs at the same time
William herondale is a book character who plays as a main character in the book clockwork angel who is quite yummy
william herondale by anya herondale January 28, 2014

heroic dose 

A very large quantity of hallucinogenic substance, that, when ingested, results in a powerful and often life-changing trip.
Last 4th of July I did a heroic dose of shrooms and ever since I've had a new perspective on the world.
heroic dose by deanjarule June 21, 2008

Heroin Couch

Is a couch that is really comfortable. A heroin couch is so comfortable and relaxing it takes hours until you can physically get off, and move on to other activities.
Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.

Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school
Heroin Couch by Herschworld October 6, 2010
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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