hebort 

The act of forgetting hebrew learned the dat after your bat/bar-mitzvah.

Sorry I no longer can read that portion of the Torah, I have hebort.

hebort by Elliegold April 17, 2021

Hebert 

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

Hebert by LNH2 January 16, 2009

Heberto 

A chill easy going guy, unbelievable cool, has many talents, and extremely handsome.

“Did you see Heberto?”

“Duhh I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him!”

Heberto by Yung herb April 24, 2021

Hebert 

Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly

Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

Hebert by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018

Jordan Scott Hebert 

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

Jordan Scott Hebert by Reester September 30, 2009

hailey hebert 

SHE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE! If you ever meet her. you will be cursed forever and you will want to run away. BE WARNED

Ugh, what an idiot,

Nah, shes just a hailey hebert

hailey hebert by kittikitten July 13, 2017

Heworth Grange Comprehensive School 

Absolute shit-hope of a school, filled with charvas and year 8 slags. Nothing better than walking into a school and seeing people high as a kite.

Heworth Grange Comprehensive School has gone right down hill.

Heworth Grange Comprehensive School by theblaydonraces January 12, 2019