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A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
Hebert by LNH2 January 16, 2009
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Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly
Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.
To enthusiastically (and often hilariously) share obscure trivia, historical tidbits, or philosophical musings—usually in an offbeat way that entertains others, even unintentionally. Often accompanied by quirky food preferences and nostalgic references to past hairstyles or beach-town living.
“During dinner, she totally Heberted us with a 10-minute breakdown of the origins of forks—while refusing to eat anything with onions.”

“We were just talking about movies, but then he Heberted the whole table into a debate about existentialism.”
Hebert by Boston _Tea Party September 5, 2025

Jordan Scott Hebert 

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.
Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!
Jordan Scott Hebert by Reester September 30, 2009

hailey hebert 

SHE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE! If you ever meet her. you will be cursed forever and you will want to run away. BE WARNED
Ugh, what an idiot,

Nah, shes just a hailey hebert
hailey hebert by kittikitten July 13, 2017

Brennen Hebert 

Brennen Hebert is a fake Mexican who complains about Caleb and poppa D. Also eats cats
That guys is such a Brenda Herbert. That guy is such a Brennan Hebert. Stop being a Brennan Hubert. Did you hear Brennen Hebert Eats cats
Brennen Hebert by IHateCatTails November 30, 2018

Travis Hebert 

The most loving. Sweet. Kind. Handsome. Adorable. Cute. Funny. Perfect person in the world ❤️
Stranger: Look at him!!!
Stranger #2 : must me a Travis Hebert look how perfect he is
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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