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tumors on the wall 

a very meaningful saying from greys anatomy that is so very important to the show. shows the love people have for eachother
i'm calling tumors on the wall you can just give up
tumors on the wall by my boi December 31, 2016

Curvy Couch Tumors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

synchronised brain tumors 

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time
Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again
synchronised brain tumors by KeeKz October 29, 2007

Pineapple Tumors 

Something that exists, Britany.
Pineapple Tumors by TUMORTUMOR June 30, 2009

Jurisprudential Tumors

Homosocialist judicial decisions that, by way of judges that think that they are legislators that make shit up as they go along to the detriment of the Constitution, are judicially-manufactured cancers that need to be eradicated.

(AKA: Bullshit that clings to life under the bastardized doctrine of stare decisis)
The case of Kelo v. City of New London, 545 U.S. 469 (2005), is a fine example of one of many jurisprudential tumors, for is eviscerates the rights of private property owners by judicial fiat.

it's not a tumor 

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.
"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."