Heberto 

A chill easy going guy, unbelievable cool, has many talents, and extremely handsome.

“Did you see Heberto?”

“Duhh I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him!”

Heberto by Yung herb April 24, 2021

Hebert 

A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.

Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*

Hebert by LNH2 January 16, 2009

Hebert 

Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly

Look at the tumors on Hebert's biceps.

Hebert by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018

Jordan Scott Hebert 

A handsome man with a lot of hair on his chest.

Dude, look at that Jordan Scott Hebert! His chest is hairy!

Jordan Scott Hebert by Reester September 30, 2009

hailey hebert 

SHE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE! If you ever meet her. you will be cursed forever and you will want to run away. BE WARNED

Ugh, what an idiot,

Nah, shes just a hailey hebert

hailey hebert by kittikitten July 13, 2017

heverton 

Usually a thin Brasilian fella, with mommy issues. Tells way to many -unfunny- yo momma jokes. Also frequently comes up with jokes of another genre, which then turn out to be unfunny aswell.

He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.

He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.

He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.

He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball

Random person: „Hey CLARKE my mother is fat, what dou you think I should do?

Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““

Person: Carhalloio

heverton by Hevertomaten Sauca September 16, 2023

Brennen Hebert 

Brennen Hebert is a fake Mexican who complains about Caleb and poppa D. Also eats cats

That guys is such a Brenda Herbert. That guy is such a Brennan Hebert. Stop being a Brennan Hubert. Did you hear Brennen Hebert Eats cats

Brennen Hebert by IHateCatTails November 30, 2018