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A common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A FIRE! *click*
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Hebert
Hebert is a pretty swole guy even though his muscles look like tumors. He can be stubborn as hell but everyone still loves him. Almost all the Heberts in the world scare little kids, but they're still friendly
Hebert by xxx_Cactus_Eater24_xxx May 6, 2018
Jordan Scott Hebert
Jordan Scott Hebert by Reester September 30, 2009
hailey hebert
SHE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE! If you ever meet her. you will be cursed forever and you will want to run away. BE WARNED
hailey hebert by kittikitten July 13, 2017
heverton
Usually a thin Brasilian fella, with mommy issues. Tells way to many -unfunny- yo momma jokes. Also frequently comes up with jokes of another genre, which then turn out to be unfunny aswell.
He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.
He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.
He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.
He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.
He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.
He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.
He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
Random person: „Hey CLARKE my mother is fat, what dou you think I should do?
Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““
Person: Carhalloio
Person2:“She should eat less, or Heverton will use her for his jokes““
Person: Carhalloio
heverton by Hevertomaten Sauca September 16, 2023
Brennen Hebert
That guys is such a Brenda Herbert. That guy is such a Brennan Hebert. Stop being a Brennan Hubert. Did you hear Brennen Hebert Eats cats
Brennen Hebert by IHateCatTails November 30, 2018