A
common last name in Louisiana (equivalent to Smith). Usually mispronounced by telemarketers(He-
Bert). Actually pronounced A-BEAR, it's French
assholes.
Resident: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Mrs. or Mr. He-
bert.
Resident: It's Hebert (A-Bear).
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm
sorry.
Resident: DIE IN A
FIRE! *click*