heavis

Joel's pet name for his penis.

Hey Joel, how's your heavis?

by G_Acey January 11, 2008

Heavily ever after

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.

Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021

Ass heaves

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

Heavies

A term used to describe large breasts, implying that they are so large that they are heavy.

Damn, she's got the heavies

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

New Year's Heaves

To "throw up" multiple times on New Year's Eve, typically caused from excessive drinking after the realization that it was yet another sucky year of life.

This happens many times when people see their significant other kissing someone else on the "stroke of 12" during the Midnight hour.

If it wasn't for Bobby having the New Year's Heaves, we could have seen Dick Clark celebrate his 243rd straight New Year's broadcast.

by classyguy273 December 28, 2010

havisham

To break up with someone after consciously exploiting their weakness of being in love, in order to reap the benefits (either materialistic or psychological) of said relationship. Often results in devastation on the affected party.

Allison drew Bill in, got some pretty baubles, and then totally havishamed his ass.

by M. Kittens September 2, 2005