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Heat Stinking Missle

is when you take an object and thrust it into the "ecess" space in the triangular like shape formed when a person is in a sitting position on a chair and the two cheeks of the butt are visible. You must aim between the cheeks and thrust the object there.
Chris sits down in a chair, Stephen walks behind and quickly thrusts the object into the triangle zone causing an uproar in Chris's Anus.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missle 

My heat seeking moisture missle would love a run in with your kitty tonight.

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle 

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...
I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

HEAT Missile/round 

HEAT missile: Stands for High Explosive Anti Tank. Can be used in Weapons such as an AT-4 Viper Antitank weapon, or can actually be used in a tank.
Often reffered to as just HE (High explosive)

THese rounds are designed to efficently disable the tank and peirce heavily armored vehicles
Commander: "Heavy Troop Crawlers spotted over the bridge. Load HEAT Rounds!"
Loader: "Roger! HE round coming up!"
HEAT Missile/round by Striker7x February 12, 2005

Heat Seeking Missile 

Dick, cock, prick, pecker
Her tight twat was no match for MOCO's heat seeking missile!

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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