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hearllucinate 

To have auditory hallucinations; hearing things that do not exist.
"I used to hearllucinate badly when i was on the Addies for days on end." (O_o) "Holy shit Jackie maybe you should get some sleep!"
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Hearlucinate 

To hear something that was never said- the audio equivalent to hallucinate.
Edna- I thought you were going with me to bible study tonight! You promised!
Morty- Fuck that shit...you must have hearlucinated
Hearlucinate by Eye Six April 3, 2019

hearlucination 

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination
Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.
hearlucination by flyingdog February 2, 2008

hallucinate

to hallucinate is to see things that are not really there, or to distort objects that are there, shrooms, and acid will make you hallucinate.
i took some acid and saw pixies playing around my head for hours, i was hallucintating
hallucinate by sheaspeck June 2, 2005

hearllucination 

when you think that someone has said something, but they didn't actually say anything. Often occurs when older parents have teenagers...
Dad, calling from kitchen to son's bedroom: "did you say something?"

Son (loudly): "No, Dad, you're having hearllucinations!"

hearlucinating

hearing something thats not really there;
or thinking you heard something but you really didnt.basically hilucinating for the ears.
i came downstairs thinking my dad called my name,but upon asking him he had no idea what i was talking about,thats hearlucinating
hearlucinating by y2c January 10, 2009

Hearlucinate 

Hearlucinate - while high, the experience of hearing things that others cannot, noises that don't actually happen.
Example: "Dude, did you hear that woodpecker in the kitchen?"
"Nah man you're just hearlucinating that"

To Hearlucinate.
Hearlucinate by Rarity Rocks July 13, 2014
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