Hearlucinate

To hear something that was never said- the audio equivalent to hallucinate.

Edna- I thought you were going with me to bible study tonight! You promised!
Morty- Fuck that shit...you must have hearlucinated

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Hearlucinate - while high, the experience of hearing things that others cannot, noises that don't actually happen.

Example: "Dude, did you hear that woodpecker in the kitchen?"
"Nah man you're just hearlucinating that"

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Hearlucinate - while high, the experience of hearing things that others cannot, noises that don't actually happen.

Example: "Dude, did you hear that woodpecker in the kitchen?"
"Nah man you're just hearlucinating that"

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The audible version of "hallucinate", to imagine that you heard something.

"Did you just ask me a question, or did I hearlucinate?"

Hearlucinate by Tee Hi March 17, 2021

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hearlucination

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination

Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.

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to hallucinate is to see things that are not really there, or to distort objects that are there, shrooms, and acid will make you hallucinate.

i took some acid and saw pixies playing around my head for hours, i was hallucintating

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when you think that someone has said something, but they didn't actually say anything. Often occurs when older parents have teenagers...

Dad, calling from kitchen to son's bedroom: "did you say something?"

Son (loudly): "No, Dad, you're having hearllucinations!"

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