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Hearlucinate 

To hear something that was never said- the audio equivalent to hallucinate.
Edna- I thought you were going with me to bible study tonight! You promised!
Morty- Fuck that shit...you must have hearlucinated
Hearlucinate by Eye Six April 3, 2019
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Hearlucinate 

Hearlucinate - while high, the experience of hearing things that others cannot, noises that don't actually happen.
Example: "Dude, did you hear that woodpecker in the kitchen?"
"Nah man you're just hearlucinating that"

To Hearlucinate.
Hearlucinate by Rarity Rocks July 13, 2014

Hearlucinate 

Hearlucinate - while high, the experience of hearing things that others cannot, noises that don't actually happen.
Example: "Dude, did you hear that woodpecker in the kitchen?"
"Nah man you're just hearlucinating that"

To Hearlucinate.
Hearlucinate by Rarity Rocks July 13, 2014

Hearlucinate 

The audible version of "hallucinate", to imagine that you heard something.
"Did you just ask me a question, or did I hearlucinate?"
Hearlucinate by Tee Hi March 17, 2021

hearlucination 

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination
Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.
hearlucination by flyingdog February 2, 2008

hallucinate

to hallucinate is to see things that are not really there, or to distort objects that are there, shrooms, and acid will make you hallucinate.
i took some acid and saw pixies playing around my head for hours, i was hallucintating
hallucinate by sheaspeck June 2, 2005

hearllucination 

when you think that someone has said something, but they didn't actually say anything. Often occurs when older parents have teenagers...
Dad, calling from kitchen to son's bedroom: "did you say something?"

Son (loudly): "No, Dad, you're having hearllucinations!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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