hearllucination

when you think that someone has said something, but they didn't actually say anything. Often occurs when older parents have teenagers...

Dad, calling from kitchen to son's bedroom: "did you say something?"

Son (loudly): "No, Dad, you're having hearllucinations!"

by sheepandgrace February 14, 2012

hearllucinate

To have auditory hallucinations; hearing things that do not exist.

"I used to hearllucinate badly when i was on the Addies for days on end." (O_o) "Holy shit Jackie maybe you should get some sleep!"

by [fiLthy] & __jacKal___ January 15, 2009