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hearllucination 

when you think that someone has said something, but they didn't actually say anything. Often occurs when older parents have teenagers...
Dad, calling from kitchen to son's bedroom: "did you say something?"

Son (loudly): "No, Dad, you're having hearllucinations!"
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olfactory "hallucinations" 

When you smell something that really isn't there.
I've had many olfactory "hallucinations" like when I smell mustard & there's none around!

mass hallucination 

The only explanation for the Right’s perverse devotion to the Mobster in Chief.
In this ongoing mass hallucination, he is seen as someone who can make America great again; how crazy is that?

hearlucination 

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination
Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.
hearlucination by flyingdog February 2, 2008

Guitar Hero Hallucination 

1)The Feeling of the world "Zooming In" after playing any of the Guitar Hero Series Games for an extended amount of time.

2) Proof that Guitar Hero isw a Legal Drug
Guitar Hero Hallucination is an awesome feeling!

memoric hallucination 

A memory of something that never existed in the first place, also known as a "false memory", but fancier.
J: "Remember that one time I ate lead paint and then crawled on the ceiling?Hahah, that was funny, right?"

G: "N- ... No, that ... That never happened. You feeling alright?"

J: "Oh. I guess I had another memoric hallucination. It's fine. I'm fine. It's fine."

AI hallucination 

When AI (like all of them) makes stuff up as if they were hallucinating.
Yep, the AI hallucination came on strong last night, now I'm *married* to Robin Williams.
AI hallucination by jmacofearth August 18, 2023
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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