by Lindsay Forrester March 20, 2009
Get the hearingaid mug.Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
by Dbu June 7, 2013
Get the European hearing aid mug.Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
by Uncle Des August 21, 2009
Get the Hearing Aid mug.That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.
by Moggsy James July 1, 2010
Get the Hearing Aid Beige mug.When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)
This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.
by p1zl3 January 3, 2007
Get the Broken Hearing Aid mug.When a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting cum on her face) and you blow a load in her ear.
Brian: Yo Bobby did you cum on her face?
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.
Bobby: Nah, she turned and I gave her a Pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.
by BrianB March 6, 2012
Get the Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid mug.When your chick is passed out, you cum in one of her ears. While she's passed out the jizz hardens and looks like a hearing aid when she wakes up!
by Shauny Boy January 5, 2008
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