headcheese

The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.

I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.

by Calixity August 25, 2005

headcheese

Awesome stuff that accumulates on a hooded dick. Ripens with age. An acquired taste.

that homo loves my headcheese

by Nikhil_Kapoor April 19, 2006

headcheese

Considered an exotic food, it is far than being anywhere near exotic. Head cheese is made of the different parts of the heads of different animals that were used for other meats, and called "exotic" when in fact is truly nothing more than a ball of leftovers.

Having a steak and potato dinner at a steak house is more exotic than having a slice of headcheese. Eww...

by Katopolis February 20, 2005

headcheese

A new and innovative sex act in which a female/male performs fellatio while his or her partner snacks on high-quality cheese, thereby doubling the satisfaction. This is a new and upcoming sex act.

"Oh baby, you give such good headcheese!"

by Kashkaval Queen June 23, 2006

headcheese

the stink on a pillow, usually one belonging to a man, originating from a combination of unwashed scalp/hair/sweat residue

My boyfriend's head cheese smell is permanently embedded into his pillow.

by The Only Maria ever June 25, 2005

HeadCheese

The stuff that get stuck under your foreskin after masturbating or having sex.

David: brb gonna take a shower to get rid of some headcheese.

noob Head Cheese Headcheese

by The Great Cornholio Of UD September 14, 2009