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headfuck
To mess up someone's thinking with illogical or distorted arguments, sometimes with a deliberate malicious intent, sometimes just out of misguided ignorance.
headfuck by CyberCrone May 4, 2018
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headquack • Headquake • Headquarters • Headback • headcrack • headjack • headfucker • Headquarter Hustle • Headtrack • Headbacked
Korean headfuck
Korean Fuckhead is a procedure in which 2 individuals are having a race against each other on who will win first.
This consists of: a male and pineapple juice. There will be a female (or male) being the ‘object’ of this procedure, and he/she would be drinking the pineapple juice from a coconut shell while a male would be humping one side of their head (preferably the ear).
Now this is how the race is set up:
The female (or male) would be getting their ‘head fucked’ while they are drinking the juice from the coconut shell as fast as they could. The male would, of course, be trying hard to cum inside the ear or all over the head.
In conclusion, whoever wins (cums first or drinks the juice first) will have a reward.
For the female (or male): the male has to put the coconut shell up his anus for a full 60 seconds.
For the male: the female would have to pour the ‘cum’ solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut shell, while the male uses a dildo on her other ear at the same time.
Note: When the male is almost about to climax before the female (or male) has finished, he must say 'The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.'
If it's a tie then they should both say 'I Love you,' to each other then make out.
If the ears flushed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.
Caution: This act is illegal unless it's done on the 24th of March, from 2-3 A.M. in a forest.
This consists of: a male and pineapple juice. There will be a female (or male) being the ‘object’ of this procedure, and he/she would be drinking the pineapple juice from a coconut shell while a male would be humping one side of their head (preferably the ear).
Now this is how the race is set up:
The female (or male) would be getting their ‘head fucked’ while they are drinking the juice from the coconut shell as fast as they could. The male would, of course, be trying hard to cum inside the ear or all over the head.
In conclusion, whoever wins (cums first or drinks the juice first) will have a reward.
For the female (or male): the male has to put the coconut shell up his anus for a full 60 seconds.
For the male: the female would have to pour the ‘cum’ solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut shell, while the male uses a dildo on her other ear at the same time.
Note: When the male is almost about to climax before the female (or male) has finished, he must say 'The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.'
If it's a tie then they should both say 'I Love you,' to each other then make out.
If the ears flushed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.
Caution: This act is illegal unless it's done on the 24th of March, from 2-3 A.M. in a forest.
Fun fact: Korean headfuck is called "Korean" because of the fact that according to research, people in Korea have the smallest penises
Korean headfuck by TheCarnival October 23, 2017
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