headboi

An asshole idiot who is a fuckboy

Headboi whatcha doin... hein

headboi by Bahahahaa January 9, 2017

Headboppable 

The word used to describe a song with a great beat that you can head bop too. It is usually a song with a fast beat with a lot of bass.

Keisha: Have you heard this song?
Raz: Yes I have, it's really headboppable!

Headboppable by Razitionary November 22, 2020

Headboard bustin' 

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

Headboard bustin' by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012

HeadBOT 

Inexplicably popular 2012/13 hairstyling choice where all of the hair is shanghaied and rattlily imprisoned in an ungainly and often terrifyingly large bun, which bobbles in a poorly anchored area directly on the top of the head. (Thus the acronym B.O.T. = Bun On Top.) HeadBOTs tend to look as though the wearer has sprung an extra unfortunate appendage and have been known to traumatize the unsuspecting observer... especially small children. HeadBOTs are notably popular in Frankfurt. Reasons for this popularity are yet unknown.

Variation: WannaBOT: Meager Buns On Top worn by those who don't have quite enough hair to fulfill a HeadBOT's fearsome requirements.

"AAaaahhhh!! What the bleep is that!?"

"Don't worry Donny, it's only a HeadBOT... it can't hurt you."

HeadBOT by neenjabunny September 9, 2013

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

Show her the headboard by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

glass headboard 

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

glass headboard by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

headboard syndrome by passionjackson April 8, 2007