HeadBOT

Inexplicably popular 2012/13 hairstyling choice where all of the hair is shanghaied and rattlily imprisoned in an ungainly and often terrifyingly large bun, which bobbles in a poorly anchored area directly on the top of the head. (Thus the acronym B.O.T. = Bun On Top.) HeadBOTs tend to look as though the wearer has sprung an extra unfortunate appendage and have been known to traumatize the unsuspecting observer... especially small children. HeadBOTs are notably popular in Frankfurt. Reasons for this popularity are yet unknown.

Variation: WannaBOT: Meager Buns On Top worn by those who don't have quite enough hair to fulfill a HeadBOT's fearsome requirements.

"AAaaahhhh!! What the bleep is that!?"

"Don't worry Donny, it's only a HeadBOT... it can't hurt you."

by neenjabunny September 9, 2013

german headbutt

This is when two circumcised dudes mash their pecker tips into each other. This is usually an aggressive (not gay) cockfight for dominance.

The party was going swimmingly until a couple dudes started German Headbutting each other!

by Flappy Dawg July 15, 2018

Headboppable

The word used to describe a song with a great beat that you can head bop too. It is usually a song with a fast beat with a lot of bass.

Keisha: Have you heard this song?
Raz: Yes I have, it's really headboppable!

by Razitionary November 22, 2020

Headboard bustin'

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

glass headboard

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

Finnish Headbutt

Where you headbutt though solid matter to look into an area

I Finnish headbutt to work on my car’s engine.

by ColtonM02 June 8, 2018