Whenever you are high and you start to get a headache. Like fr blood rushes to a dick and it’s a boner, blood rushes to the head and it’s a headache. Same thing so headboner.
Guy 1:I smoked a joint and took a fat rip of some nic.
Guy 2: I bet you had a massive headboner afterwards.
Guy 1: Oh yeah I did.
Literally a bone that sticks out of your head. similiar to a unicorn horn. It is detachable and was very stylish in the 80's. They are starting to come back into style and prebubescent girls are searching their attics and thrift stores to get there own.
Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.
Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.