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Rabbit Hazard
The fecal matter released from the rectum of a dog, coyote, or virtually any four-legged creature and left on the ground for rabbits to step in (noun)
Rabbit Hazard by Reefer_420_Madness October 26, 2011
Eden Hazard
A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
Eden Hazard by redberet October 20, 2018
Health Hazard
A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.
“Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”
Health Hazard by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019
Haarlem
A city in the Netherlands, capitol of the province North Holland, 20km from Amsterdam.
The oldest mentioning of Haarlem dates from the 10th century. The name comes from "Haarlo-heim" or "Harulahem", which means 'place, on sand covered with trees, higher than the others'.
Haarlem is known to be one of the only places in Holland that has trees & is higher (land level) than other municipalities.
Harlem, Manhattan -
In 1658, Peter Stuyvesant, the Director-General of the Dutch colony of Nieuw Nederland (New Netherland), founded the settlement of Nieuw Haarlem in the northern part of Manhattan Island as an outpost of Nieuw Amsterdam (New Amsterdam) at the southern tip of the island.
After the English capture of New Netherland in 1664, the new English colonial administration renamed both the colony and its principal city "New York," but left the name of Haarlem more or less unchanged.
The spelling changed to Harlem in keeping with contemporary English usage, and the district grew (as part of the borough of Manhattan) into the vibrant center of African American culture in New York City and the United States generally by the 20th century.
The oldest mentioning of Haarlem dates from the 10th century. The name comes from "Haarlo-heim" or "Harulahem", which means 'place, on sand covered with trees, higher than the others'.
Haarlem is known to be one of the only places in Holland that has trees & is higher (land level) than other municipalities.
Harlem, Manhattan -
In 1658, Peter Stuyvesant, the Director-General of the Dutch colony of Nieuw Nederland (New Netherland), founded the settlement of Nieuw Haarlem in the northern part of Manhattan Island as an outpost of Nieuw Amsterdam (New Amsterdam) at the southern tip of the island.
After the English capture of New Netherland in 1664, the new English colonial administration renamed both the colony and its principal city "New York," but left the name of Haarlem more or less unchanged.
The spelling changed to Harlem in keeping with contemporary English usage, and the district grew (as part of the borough of Manhattan) into the vibrant center of African American culture in New York City and the United States generally by the 20th century.
P1: Where did you holiday?
P2: In Haarlem
P1: What, you mean in Manhattan?
P2: Nah, Haarlem in the Netherlands, the real Haarlem. Where it all began!
P2: In Haarlem
P1: What, you mean in Manhattan?
P2: Nah, Haarlem in the Netherlands, the real Haarlem. Where it all began!
Haarlem by sam.i.fcuking.am February 2, 2010
Hazal
Hazal is the coolest nicest and prettiest person alive. She is very cute and has an awesome personality, every boys dream!! She is generous, honest and kind. You can trust her and she will keep her word. Hazal will support you and your goals all she can. Hazal is sporty, Smart strong and hot. She is the sexiest one alive and is the best girlfriend anyone could ask for. Hazal is the best kisser. She attracts all boys with her amazing bod. Long legs tiny waist and skinny body. Her hair is long and luscious. She always is trying to get people to smile and laugh and make there day. She is the best type of person out there and you fall in love with her right as you meet her!
Hazal by jasdfhkjas December 4, 2018
hazard pay
Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb
hazard pay by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003
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