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Definitions by Reefer_420_Madness

An acronym for the phrase "easy Freshman pussy". This is often used by high school Junior or Senior (sometimes even people who are graduated form high school) douche bags who are too insecure to bang girls their own age. Many reasons fuel the phenomenon of E.F.P., but it is most commonly because a 17 year-old penis looks gigantic to a 14 year-old.
Guy 1: "Damn, dude... She's kind of young."

Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up: you know I love me some E.F.P."
E.F.P. by Reefer_420_Madness October 28, 2012

Shooting Star 

When a person inserts their hand into another person's vagina or anus in a cone shape and then once it is inside spreads their hand into a star shape to promote extreme orgasm (noun)
"Ron Jeremy gave that hussie a shooting star!"

Rabbit Hazard 

The fecal matter released from the rectum of a dog, coyote, or virtually any four-legged creature and left on the ground for rabbits to step in (noun)
"Watch out, kids! There are rabbit hazards everywhere!"

Portable Puddles

Referring to the build up of water inside your shoes after walking through a puddle or any other small body of water (noun)
I'm getting fucking pissed off! It was rainy yesterday and now I have portable puddles!

Iron Man Boots 

1. Relating to the built-up mud on the bottom of a person's shoe upon or after walking through a large area of mud (noun)

2. The act of walking and stomping simultaneously, in a similar manner as obese and/or ghetto people negotiate movement (noun)
1. "I was walking through this muddy field, but I had to stop 'cause I seem to be wearing Iron Man Boots."

2. "Bitch be walking like she's wearing some Iron Man Boots."
Iron Man Boots by Reefer_420_Madness September 27, 2011