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No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards 

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

Hitting the Hazards 

Hitting the Hazards can be defined as one of two things. Number one, an individual hitting 2 blinkers back to back, or Number two, an individual hitting 2 blinkers simultaneously on multiple pens.
I tried Hitting the Hazards last night and I couldn't breathe for a little bit but I got *so stoned*.
Hitting the Hazards by Barbalax August 24, 2023

Rabbit Hazard 

The fecal matter released from the rectum of a dog, coyote, or virtually any four-legged creature and left on the ground for rabbits to step in (noun)
"Watch out, kids! There are rabbit hazards everywhere!"

Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.
'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'
Eden Hazard by redberet October 20, 2018

Health Hazard 

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.
Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”
Health Hazard by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019

hazard pay 

Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb
"Combat pay" is the U.S. military's equivalent to hazard pay.
hazard pay by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003