15 definitions by Pissed Off Paul

Mandy Moore is a very talented and beautiful singer/actress. She also comes off as genuinely sweet in her interviews. She also has the most beautiful pair of long legs!
by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003
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To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages
I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!
by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003
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The foul odor from one's anus that causes one's underpants and pants to stink. Swampass is caused by a combination of sweat/body odor and diarrhea.
Damn! Wash your damn sweatpants, dude! They STINK of SWAMPASS!
by Pissed Off Paul October 14, 2003
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The "redneck trifecta" represents the three things a redneck cannot live without: NASCAR, rasslin', and Wal-Mart!
"I reckon I'll buy me some jerky and discount beer at the Wal-Mart and spend all day watchin rasslin and NASCAR!" -Cledus
by Pissed Off Paul October 16, 2003
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A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"
by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003
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Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb
"Combat pay" is the U.S. military's equivalent to hazard pay.
by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003
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