Pissed Off Paul's definitions

cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!

"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

holy trinity

The 3 greatest female rock singers of all time!

Pat Benatar, Ann Wilson, & Amy Lee

by Pissed Off Paul October 13, 2003

hoopty

A hoopty is beat-up, piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission, and an engine that only runs on sunny days!

Can I borrow $2? I gotta put gas in my hoopty!

by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

Double Bass

a woman with big titties, a small waist, and a big ass; called so because her body is shaped like a double bass

That double bass woman got a banging body!

by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

dine n ditch

Slang term for eating at a sit-down restaurant and leaving without paying; "dining" then "ditching" the check!

by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

Mandy Moore

Mandy Moore is a very talented and beautiful singer/actress. She also comes off as genuinely sweet in her interviews. She also has the most beautiful pair of long legs!

Mandy Moore's boyfriend is one lucky bastard!

by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003