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He who has no definition. He is his own person. You will never understand what hes about or who he is.
That guy in our physics class is such a haymes
haymes by Thefaceofthewest March 14, 2017
Words you can keep
DMV Slang For Holmes, Popularized By Xanman And Eniola

Pronounced Hal-mes
Xanman: Where You At Halmes?
Rando: Im In The Trap
Halmes by TheEni45 September 8, 2018
Related Words

Spencer Haynes 

Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!
Spencer Haynes by cacajosh October 17, 2019

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

Randy Hayes 

Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!

They have done:

Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman

and soon to be TMNT!!
quotes from Randy Hayes:

Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!

Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!

Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...

I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!

Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,

these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick

Oh shit thats a seal!!!

I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...

Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?

Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?

Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!

Black power motha fu***

Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!

Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.

Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!

Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...

This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........

WTF Charles?!
Randy Hayes by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006

Anthony Hayes 

The legend of North East Ohio, this man will fuck any girl that walks even if he has a girlfriend. Doesn’t matter if her name is Gwen, Emily, or Nikki, he’s cheated with a Sarah, Molly, and even a Quesha. He won’t wear a mask in public but what do you expect from a guy who can’t wear a condom or keep a job? Antonio Vincenzo Hayes is a bad hombre.
Makayla better watch out, she might be the next victim of the evil Anthony Hayes, the original cheater of Ohio, just like his daddy, generation after generation he’ll fuck her, then fuck your life up with debt and leave you to dry alone. Ask his ex Emily or Gwen or Nikki or Tasha, or Bill or John Meluch or even his own self proclaimed sister, Samantha Joham Shamia the 3rd, she’ll tell you it all....

Haynesworth 

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.
After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.
Haynesworth by Moo-Money December 8, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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