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1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
Hayness by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008
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to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.
"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"
hayness by Raw B July 29, 2008
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A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!
James made a complete Hayness of himself at Rachel's wedding!
Hayness by so-cd August 21, 2018

purple hayness 

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.
Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

Spencer Haynes 

Hey, you see that kid taking a shit?
Yeah, that's Spencer Haynes!
Spencer Haynes by cacajosh October 17, 2019

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.

ground harness 

The device used by Australians to prevent them from falling into the sun.
Ausie 1: Hey mate, your ground harness is getting loose
Asuie 2: Thanks mate, would have fallen into the sun without that
Word of the Day on February 29, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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