Haynesworth 

The temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

Derived from Albert Haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.

After enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my Thanksgiving dinner I was loaded up with tryptophan. The level of tiredness was so great that I had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.

Haynesworth by Moo-Money December 8, 2010

haynesworth 

to stomp on someone

to kick some one in the head

Shut the fuck up before I Haynesworth your ass!

haynesworth by trfhkhj3euh3eu3uioioiogo October 4, 2006

Handsworth

Handsworth is an urban area in Birmingham, England with a high concentration of ethnic minorities. Notorious for its rather high crime rate and largely immigrant (mostly asian/caribbean) populous, it is not uncommon for people to avoid going there.

Handsworth is also believed to be the base of operations for the infamous "Burger Bar Crew" who have been well documented to have a long running feud with rivals "The Johnsons", who reside in nearby Newtown, Lozells and Aston.

Cetain areas in Handsworth are known for the notoriety of their residents and many people choose not to visit them for fear of physical violence against their person, such places include "Raleigh Close" and "Centenary Drive"

"I wouldn't mess with him, he's from Handsworth"

"This place has nearly as many immigrants as Handsworth"

Handsworth by Kayos March 11, 2006

Handsworth

A ghetto area of Birmingham with a largely Indian and Jamaican population.

Handwsorth is full of desis and jamaicans.

Handsworth by Brummindlish May 7, 2004

handsworth fireworks 

Handsworth fireworks refers to the orange glowing embers that are visible when lighting or tapping a spliff in the dark. Also, can be used for anything similar, ie: flicking a cigarette. Originates from the high levels of marijuana use in Handsworth.

1. Watch out, you get those handsworth fireworks on your jeans and you'll get a hot rock hole.

handsworth fireworks by JoeDMan May 28, 2006

Handsworth

Ghetto area of Birmingham the UK's version of the bronx.

T-Man: Handsworth Blud, Braaappppp, B21 Blud

Handsworth by Ashley Blake-Moore December 13, 2007

Haynesworthless

(adj.) Used to describe someone who, despite being given lucrative amounts of money and rewards, decides to whine, complain, and "sit on the sidelines due to a so-called injury" while at work, and sometimes not even come in to work, because he/she feels that everything should be about them. Also, despite the money and rewards they are being given to do their job, this person feels that they have no obligation to actually do the job they're paid for.

Guy 1: It's almost time for this meeting to start. Where's Albert?
Guy 2: I heard he wasn't coming to the meeting.
Guy 1: But isn't this meeting mandatory?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he said that the meeting didn't apply to him as an individual.
Guy 1: It's supposed to be about the team. Albert is so haynesworthless.

Haynesworthless by BlackBeltBrewerX June 19, 2010