haimes

To make a haimes of something = to mess something up

"This is a song that I made a total haimes of last night on TV"

by Lizzy April 8, 2005

haimes

a really funny down to earth person

I sure as hell am not a haimes

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

Halmes

DMV Slang For Holmes, Popularized By Xanman And Eniola

Pronounced Hal-mes

Xanman: Where You At Halmes?
Rando: Im In The Trap

by TheEni45 September 8, 2018

Lachlan Haines

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

haimish

Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."

I've always thought of Fred Meyer as being a sort of haimish Walmart.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

hajimesbiggestsfan

hajimesbiggestsfan Is a very hot person who gets banned on TikTok for no reason this person is a very kind person and very hot like I said 😮😮

“Hey have you heard of hajimesbiggestsfan?” “No” “ew you loser they are very hot!!!”

by NagitoGotDrip March 10, 2021

Haines

Big Guy, Big man, Big so big, at least 7ft tall big. The sexiest man alive Big D. Can shoot 3 pointers with ease, always asks to be in group chats because of "Fomo". Such a big guy.

Person 1: You know Haines?

Person 2: Yeah ofc who doesn't know the biggest and sexiest man alive.

by BigGuyBigMan February 25, 2021