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a really funny down to earth person
I sure as hell am not a haimes
haimes by Anonymous February 2, 2003
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DMV Slang For Holmes, Popularized By Xanman And Eniola

Pronounced Hal-mes
Xanman: Where You At Halmes?
Rando: Im In The Trap
Halmes by TheEni45 September 8, 2018

Lachlan Haines 

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...
dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo
Lachlan Haines by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019
Quintessentially Jewish, especially in the sense of being homey or folksy. From Yiddish heymish/heimish, "cozy, domestic, home-like."
I've always thought of Fred Meyer as being a sort of haimish Walmart.
haimish by Tin Hat Kippah December 5, 2020

hajimesbiggestsfan

hajimesbiggestsfan Is a very hot person who gets banned on TikTok for no reason this person is a very kind person and very hot like I said ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
โ€œHey have you heard of hajimesbiggestsfan?โ€ โ€œNoโ€ โ€œew you loser they are very hot!!!โ€
Big Guy, Big man, Big so big, at least 7ft tall big. The sexiest man alive Big D. Can shoot 3 pointers with ease, always asks to be in group chats because of "Fomo". Such a big guy.
Person 1: You know Haines?

Person 2: Yeah ofc who doesn't know the biggest and sexiest man alive.
Haines by BigGuyBigMan February 25, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, itโ€™s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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