haxton 

To make an absolute muppet of yourself.

I knocked up a South American belly dancer, I pulled a Haxton

haxton by Maddog8888 February 4, 2014

Huxton Hero 

Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.

Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"

Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."

Huxton Hero by Johnny The English Grammarian February 16, 2009

Haytonism 

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

Haytonism by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

Halton moor

Halton moor is a little place where youngsters blow up police cars,steal motorbikes and sell abit of weed. The olders of halton moor are usually quite paid but not from the best of jobs. It is filled with crackheads who have 1 shoe on and 1 shoe off AKA bobby doo, it is somewhere posh people shouldn’t walk about coz there socks will probably get taken from them.

I went to halton moor today

Halton moor by Halton moor beautiful place April 18, 2020

Hoxton 

A badass English Gentleman with a tendency for larceny. He will steal your loot and look good doing it whilst reciting Christmas carols and dual-wielding 50.cal Deagle's. He will fuck up your day if you get in his way, so when you hear that its Payday, you get your ass out of the fray.

Hoxton, restart the fucking drill!

Hoxton by capitelpurnishmant February 19, 2015

marc hatton

Oi! My old Man's a binman,

He wears a dustman's hat,

He crawls inside a Ford Escort,

His son ain't got no socks. OI!

"You can leave your marc hatton." - Slang for taking your socks off but still wearing shoes. Commando feet, if you will.

marc hatton by Billy Corgan's Chest Freezer September 9, 2016

Haxon 

1. A person who has a very strong attraction to the Pokemon Vulpix. This fixation is so strong that the said person will engage in cybersex with an individual casting the title of said Pokemon, regardless of actual gender. Will deny any confrontation of said interaction, even when evidence such as screenshots, logs, and witnesses are present.

2. A person who, when confronted by a situation that they cannot handle, will resort to babbling incoherantly and irrelevantly, calling backup to their defense, typing in foreign language, swearing, repetition, use of the phrase "Stop contradicting yourself" out of context, banning from any electronic forum/server in which they own, or spamming. Said person cannot hold their own in acrimonious dispute, and will always resort to the tactics above as a security blanket to avoid further humiliation.

3. A person who dislikes the word Vixen.

1)
21:13:46 *** Wolf Fur Vixen giiggles as she feels Haxon's rather warm hands near her rear end "hey stop that" she laughed
21:13:50 *** Haxon continues his hand treatment and probes at her little pussy with one finger and strokes one of her six tails with one of his hands
21:13:54 Soviet Kioku: Whoah, what the fuck.
21:13:59 Soviet Kioku: I sure know when to join at the right time.
21:14:07 Soviet Kioku: First off, I'm pretty sure that Vixen guy isn't a girl. Second, take your cyber sex bullshit to PM.
21:14:15 Haxon: lol what makes you think you can tell me what to do
21:14:19 *** Wolf Fur Vixen is a girl -_-
21:14:22 Soviet Kioku: I just told you what to do, fatty. Go back to cybering with your fake internet girlfriend.
21:14:26 Wolf Fur Vixen: next thing you know he's probably going to start furbashing like he did to Lycos lol
21:14:32 Soviet Kioku: "furbashing"?
21:14:38 Haxon: Don't worry babe. I won't let him hurt you at all.
21:14:46 Soviet Kioku: Okay, no more out of you, fag. Seriously. No more out of the fake girl furry, either.
21:14:50 Haxon: lol
21:15:02 Haxon: I'll show you what happens when you start picking on me and my girl
21:15:06 Haxon: ;)
21:15:08 Admin Haxon has kicked Soviet Kioku

-Couple days later-

Haxon: lol that never happened. You guys faked that log, paid those paid to lie, and Photoshopped that screenshot. :\

2)
Person: You're an idiot. Nothing you say makes any sense.
Haxon: lol stop contradicting yourself. :\
Person: Er...what?
Haxon: I already won this flame war two years ago, due to you contradicting yourself. you must be a wombatian. :\
Person: The hell are you talking about?
Haxon: lol wombatian get new shit
Person: I'm surprised you know which way is up, with your nonsense. Did Vixen throw you into a loop?
Haxon: omg Rix halp! im in over my head! ;o
Rix: (irrelevant whining) leave haxon alone!!!!

3)
Haxon: Naruto's probably the best show on television right now.
Person: Vixen.
Haxon: omg Rix halp!

Haxon by Lumine April 13, 2008